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“WE ARE SO WHITE TRASH RIGHT NOW!” hahahahahahah omg I’m crying
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“I didn’t forget about you, I promise. I literally just got my phone back and you were the first person I texted.”
“You make me nervous.”
“She probably thinks I’m ignoring her, but I’m not!”
“I’m not usually like this. I just feel really comfortable around you.”
“Good morning, Victoria.”
“I was going to send you pictures of me logging, but I knew you’d laugh at me.”
“What does a guy need to do to get a pillow and a blanket to use for cuddling around here?”
“Can I stay the night?”
“Should I just get a job to pay for the gas to drive from my first job to your house and then sleep in my truck every night so you can see me every day?”
“I’m locked out of my house and my phone is about to die, but I just wanted to call so I could hear your voice one more time before you went to sleep.”
“I didn’t forget! I just pulled over on the side of the highway to call you and let you know that I’m on my way!”
“Do I get Halloween candy if I knock on your door?”
“Keep the jacket.. It gives me a reason to see you again.”
“I really do like you, you know.”
Grumpy cat gets a professional photo shoot at Time.
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